Inspired by every other blog ever, and E!’s affinity for end-of-year lists, Sylvie and I have compiled our own resolution tally.

  • Finally finish watching Here on Earth so I can see the famous running/falling down scene of which Sean so highly speaks.
  • Find a time and a place for a drinking game that accompanies The Holiday– we’re going on a year and a half now…
  • Smack one of those backwards-walking kids in the face.
  • Buy a part of a highway.
  • Be realer than the Real Housewives of Bravo.
  • Learn more about Robin Byrd.
  • Meet Suze Orman and invite her to dinner party.
  • Win both American Idol and American Gladiators.
  • Imagine: Babyz
  • Drink Scotch older than I am. (Syl)
  • Meet Bubbles
  • Maim the motherfuckers upstairs who insist on blasting J. Lo and Ja Rule’s “I’m Real” at 1:30 in the afternoon.

But above all…

  • Change our names to Khacqueline and Khylvie and join the Kardashian clan.
It's nice to be with your FAMILY!

It's nice to be with your FAMILY!

Happy New Year to all, and to all a drunk fight!