Bill’s watching TV in the window!

Inspired by every other blog ever, and E!’s affinity for end-of-year lists, Sylvie and I have compiled our own resolution tally.

• Finally finish watching Here on Earth so I can see the famous running/falling down scene of which Sean so highly speaks.
• Find a time and a place for a drinking game that accompanies The Holiday– we’re going on a year and a half now…
• Smack one of those backwards-walking kids in the face.
• Buy a part of a highway.
• Be realer than the Real Housewives of Bravo.
• Learn more about Robin Byrd.
• Meet Suze Orman and invite her to dinner party.
• Win both American Idol and American Gladiators.
• Imagine: Babyz
• Drink Scotch older than I am. (Syl)
• Meet Bubbles
• Maim the motherfuckers upstairs who insist on blasting J. Lo and Ja Rule’s “I’m Real” at 1:30 in the afternoon.

But above all…

• Change our names to Khacqueline and Khylvie and join the Kardashian clan.

It's nice to be with your FAMILY!

Happy New Year to all, and to all a drunk fight!